Reblogged from flanneryculp-thearchive
Love The Way You Lie (cover) - Ariana Grande
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1. Replacing all the light bulbs at a blind man’s house.
2. Offering to play a game of Twister with someone who is color blind.
3. Giving a black person a gift card to a tanning salon.
4. Bringing a house warming gift to a homeless person.
5. A person with AIDS offering their body to a vampire.
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You always break the banana in half before you eat it.
For some strange reason you feel the need to sanitize your hands after using the Shake Weight.
You always cover your butt after making a shot playing basketball, because you feel uncomfortable with congratulatory ass slaps.
You don’t care how many awards its won… you’ll never, EVER watch Brokeback Mountain… or Glee.
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